i'm sick as hell. i went to work today, and i was there a whole hour and a half before i went home after nearly passing out and then puking in the bathroom. Twice. Man, i wish i didn't want that money so bad. Ron seemed ok with it though; he's a good guy.
And as Emily can easily (And bitterly) tell you, when i'm feeling low, what makes me feel better than:
SURVEY TIME!!
So here you have it, straight from me to you, folks.
Time now: 1:31 am
1. What is your name? Liam Powers. Although some still call me "Lucky, Prince of Sorrow."
2. What color of pants are you wearing right now? [sarcasm]Pink.[/sarcasm] Black, you fool.
3. What are you listening to right now? "Taptappetytappatappataktaktap"
4. What are the last 4 digits of your phone number? STALKERS!!
5. What was the last thing you ate? i'm tempted to say a bagel, but it was probably something better. Like Sierra. Oh i did not just type that.
6. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Clear.
7. Where do you plan to go on your honeymoon? See, that means marriage. Although if pressed by the right person i might say somewhere nice. Maybe even somewhere sunny. Where she could sit with me on some beach that does her face and figure justice and figure out new ways of being nice to me. Juuuuuust a hint, Smurfie.
8. How is the weather right now? One word. Excremento.
9. Last person you talked to on the phone? i think Lenny.
10. Whats the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Their gender. As long as you don't count work. i'm so sick of guys with eyeliner.
11. Do you like the person that sent you this? Vaguely. i understand she's foreign now.
12. How are you today? i was better yestreday.
13. Your favorite drink? In order: Nillacoke, Fufuberry, cranberry-clubsoda, and a good Arnold Palmer.
14. Your favorite alcoholic drink? ~Retch~ Wha?
15. How do you eat an Oreo cookie? Eat the cream and leave the cookie for younger members of the family, who don't yet realize oreos aren't just chocolate cookies.
16. Favorite sport to play: Sex. Or Bloodsport.
To watch: Bloodsport. Or Sex.
17. What's the next CD that you are going to get? i don't get CDs since the internet. Thanks anyway. (Before you get mad, please notice that bastards like me are the ones driving down CD prices for you consumer-types.)
18. Hair Color? Black. i faintly recall it being some other color once.
19. Eye Color? Black. If you can see anything around my pupil though, it's sort of grey.
20. Do you wear contacts? Then how could she lick my eye any time she wanted to?
21. Siblings (Or something like that)? Two superheroes of the sister variety.
22. Favorite month? May. Definitely May.
23. Favorite food? Bripanese. i hear Pingach makes a mean "Boiled Steak Katsu"
24. Last movie you watched? "Framed." God. Even the car chase was slow.
25. Favorite day of the year? The Twenty Third of May
26. Are you too shy to ask someone out? no, just too commited.
27. Do you like scary or happy movies better? Happy movies scare me.
28. Summer or winter? Winter. As if they have it in this state.
29. Hugs or Kisses? Hugs that turn into kisses.
30. Relationships or one night stands? i like what i've got.
31. Chocolate or Vanilla? Oh go to hell.
32. Have you ever been in love? Yes. Like a wind that drives all before it. Neat, huh?
33. Have you ever had your heart broken? Sure. i like my music box better anyway. (Yay, points for "Spieluhr!")
34. Are you Romantic? Painfully. See?
35. What is your shoe size? 13. And no, that's not a reflection on my penis size, so go fuck yourself.
36. What is the last gift you received? A day cleaning someone's room. If this doesn't sound like a gift to you, it's because you weren't there.
37. What is your favorite number? i don't DO numbers. i'd say a recipreverse exclusion though, if i had to. Look it up in a book on Advanced Probability and Statistics.
Her Questions:
1) Favorite Pleasure: Um. A nice body rub.
2) Biggest Pet Peeve: Ignorance
3) If you could be on a game show which one would you choose: My disdain is such that I cannot respond. Although I did appreciate Monty Python's Blackmail Show. (Thank you, Miss Pefley.)
4)What are you obsessed with: My girl, currently.
5) What simple thing are you really bad at: Foreplay. That and arithmetic. Funny how that works.
6)What are you or want to be known for: In two words or less? HEGEMON.

In closing, i'm calling Emily tomorrow. i had a bad feeling tonight, and i don't want it to be true.
Any of you without passes to the white room, the mirror's over there. You don't know what that means, but we do.
Sierra, i love you so much. i look up to you and admire you, did you know that? i do. Honestly. And you're sitting there going "Why? For what?" But i think deep down you know. i know i do. Please smile for me.
Courtesy.

- posted by Third @ 1:39 AM