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i need to just go to bed when i'm feeling, shall we say, a bit "gauche."
he gets "quixotic" and his occupation as a "fuckshitupper" comes to light.
i can't remember which likes the phrase
"Surrender and Die"
better.
Maybe i totally pissed John off, maybe i didn't.
Probably he's going to act nonchalant about it, because he always does.
If he really feels like he doesn't fit in our group of friends, like he's said,
why does he keep coming back?
And the answer "Because there's no-one else" is a really poor one.
i can think of a much simpler one.
Hopefully the other two can keep me from pursuing this anywhere more painful.
Courtesy.
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1. What is your name? Liam Powers... but don't TELL anybody...
2. What color pants are you wearing right now? Black cargo pants with lots of money in the pockets
3. What are you listening to right now? screamy noises
4. What are the last four digits of your phone number, mobile or home? Ummm... that's stalker shit... mmkay?
5. What was the last thing you ate? An orphan
6. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Clear
7. Where do you plan to go on your honeymoon? Hell would be nice, i hear they make a yummy bagel.
8. How is the weather right now? ridiculous and getting worse.
9. Last person you talked to on the phone? My perfect lil' Smurfie
10. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Gender and/or outstanding debts. Then boobs, right to left.
11. Do you like the person that sent this? Angie-panda? Oh hella! TIMMY!
12. How are you today? pretty good, if you like being me, which i don't.
13. Your favorite drink? Coca-cola, vanilla if you got it.
14. Your favorite alcoholic drink? *shudder, shudder, eye-twitch*
15. How do you eat an Oreo? mouth first
16. Favorite sport to watch? Contact croquet
17. What's the next CD you're going to get? whatever i get a whim for.
18. Hair color? dark. ish. i killed it.
19. Eye Color? don't know, can't see them
20. Do you wear contacts? yesh. my glasses make my ear angry.
21. Do you have any siblings? The greatest sisters in the world. period. dissenters will be flayed alive and become canoes.
22. Favorite month? October or May
23. Favorite food? the coke's that Smurfie gets me
24. Last movie you watched? LOTR3. i liked the book better.
25. Favorite day of the year? Hallowe'en
26. Are you too shy to ask someone out? Yes, especially if i like them
27. Do you like scary or happy movies better? Happy movies scare me
28. Summer or Winter? spring or fall? Winter and Fall... i hate the spring
29. Hugs or Kisses? it's nice when a hug becomes a kiss, but kisses tend to render me helpless more quickly...
30. Relationship or one night stands? What?! Confusion!!
31. Chocolate or vanilla? Vanilla
32. Do you want your friends to write back? Hell, yeah! i wasted twenty minutes of my life, so can they, damnit!!
33. Who is least likely to respond? people who have lives and people who NEVER e-mail me
34. Who is most likely to respond? i am. or someone else.
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Postatem obscuri lateris nescitis.
"You do not know the power of the Dark
Side." There are two possibilities: you
are a Star Wars geek, or you are unreasoningly
scary.
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So Smurfie loves me!
She's got a job now, and i'm going to try to visit her, yay!
i don't know what else to say.
Courtesy.
-189
This is probably the best thing that's ever happened to me on an Instant Messenger:
sweetsinfulplesures6902: hi... anyone tthere?
Kopyk@: who's this?
sweetsinfulplesures6902: all my personal info is on my web page, the link is in my profile.
Kopyk@: i see
Kopyk@: so a solicitation then.
sweetsinfulplesures6902: oh your there hhi...
sweetsinfulplesures6902: a/s/l (qge sex location)?
Kopyk@: i'm 19, male and in California
sweetsinfulplesures6902: im 27/f/USA. was lookin at your profile. thought you might like to chat.
Kopyk@: based on what/
Kopyk@: ?
sweetsinfulplesures6902: so what haave you been up to Kopyk@?
sweetsinfulplesures6902: cool. i was just hangin out watching tv. i was gettiing kinda horny (*blushes)
sweetsinfulplesures6902: feel like a little cyber fun with me ? pleasse please...
Kopyk@: what's in it for me?
sweetsinfulplesures6902: i think ill just take that as a yes... being as that im startinng to get real horny here.. lol ok?
Kopyk@: i bet you are, you don't seem like the kind of girl that guys just throw themselves at.
sweetsinfulplesures6902: allright how bout i get down on my knees in front of you and help you out of your pants?
Kopyk@: why would you do that? Are they on fire, or ugly or something? Do i look like i need help?
sweetsinfulplesures6902: tell me wwhat you want me to do with you while i slip out of my panties
Kopyk@: i'd like you to fix me a coca cola with grenadine syrup in it.
sweetsinfulplesures6902: oh yeah babe.. dont stop. while i slide my hand down between my legs and part my moiist lips
Kopyk@: where's my drink?
sweetsinfulplesures6902: oh it feels so good. Im holding your pulsing cock in my hand, my shiny red fingernails dig gentlly into your balls, while my full, soft lips engulf the mass of your meat
Kopyk@: listen, i can't get into this without some cola, so you can either get me my drink, or you can forget all this sex business.
sweetsinfulplesures6902: was just browsing the yahooo profile thing. looked like you might be an interesting person to chat with.
Kopyk@: are you for real?
Kopyk@: are you like, being paid to do this?
sweetsinfulplesures6902: open my website so you cann look at me while im sucking you. use the link in my profile!
sweetsinfulplesures6902: what do you think off my pics?
Kopyk@: you seem like a sweet girl, with plenty of opportunities available to her, which is why i really hope this pays well enough to get you into a good college.
sweetsinfulplesures6902: lol. the website is just somethingi do to make ends meet. theres lots of free pics on there anyway.
Kopyk@: my girlfriend's reading this, and she's cracking up.
sweetsinfulplesures6902: shit the phone. dont stop stroking it. hold on...
Kopyk@: listen baby, take some advanced courses or something, anything so that this conversation isn't physically painful for me.
sweetsinfulplesures6902: sorry, I have to take this call, probly take bout five minutes. If you want, come to my page and lets finish this. I have my cam on there cyberfungirls dot com look for me on there
Kopyk@: finish what?
So that's that, kids. i'll post more later.
Courtesy.
