NEWS FROM THE WHITE ROOM
10.21.2004
My latest amusing instant messager conversation:
ifiwerepoor88: I hate you so much
Angstyteen2002: why is that?
ifiwerepoor88: I dunno about that one
Angstyteen2002: hmm
Angstyteen2002: i'd think about that if i were you.
ifiwerepoor88: thinking about it?
ifiwerepoor88: u seem interesting ,can we talk more?
Angstyteen2002: um
Angstyteen2002: i seem interesting?
Angstyteen2002: based on what?
ifiwerepoor88: yse?
Angstyteen2002: what "interesting" criteria have i satisfied in our minute-long discourse?
ifiwerepoor88: i dont remember anymore lol
Angstyteen2002: where did you even get my screen name?
ifiwerepoor88: im not sure... somehow u got on my buddy list
Angstyteen2002: really?
ifiwerepoor88: for sure
Angstyteen2002: where would i know you from?
ifiwerepoor88: I live in california you?
ifiwerepoor88: haha, FunnyMuffin.com has really funny pictures. have you ever been there?
Angstyteen2002: i live in california, and no.
ifiwerepoor88: thats cool
Angstyteen2002: where in california do you live?
ifiwerepoor88: california
Angstyteen2002: so you live in California, California.
ifiwerepoor88: mabye ;-)
Angstyteen2002: oookay, any city in particular?
ifiwerepoor88: man, i am tired
Angstyteen2002: well, i can tell you from years of experience at staying up too late on the internet that being online is a bad way to get less tired.
Angstyteen2002: all you get is more and more bored.
ifiwerepoor88: y?
Angstyteen2002: it just works that way. i had a doctor explain it to me once, and it has to do with just being on the computer, and not being asleep so much, and not doing any cocaine or anything, but i wasn't really listening.
ifiwerepoor88: yep
ifiwerepoor88: You have been talking to a computer! One of your friends is reading the whole conversation and laughing it up right now! GET EVEN! Have the bot talk to all your friends by visiting chattingaimbot.com
Angstyteen2002: wow.
Angstyteen2002: that's intense.
Angstyteen2002: i totally failed the Turing test.
that's all, except to say that i love Smurfie like fat kid love cake, and if she's reading this, she should give herself a hug, then read this line again, following all instructions herein.
Courtesy.
